★ The comfort of underwear, the protection of a cup. Built for dads./// ★ EARLY ACCESS NOW OPEN/// ★ The comfort of underwear, the protection of a cup. Built for dads./// ★ EARLY ACCESS NOW OPEN///
THREE TIERS OF PROTECTION

Pick your
loadout.

Two pieces. One mission. Every edition includes The Pearl Clutcher brief and The Cup insert — engineered together, washed separately.

The Kit — Pearl Clutcher brief and Cup in navy gift box
Kit
The Kit
One Pearl Clutcher + one Cup. The complete system. The default.
$45
  • 1× Pearl Clutcher brief
  • 1× The Cup 
  • Active Duty welcome card
  • Anti-Father's-Day Card (perforated)
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Family Jewels Defense System — premium gift box with three briefs and three Cups
Gift
Family Jewels Defense System
The full gift set. Father's Day–ready, baby-shower–approved, OSHA-curious.
$135
  • 3× Pearl Clutcher briefs
  • 3× The Cup 
  • Premium gift-presentation box
  • Foil-stamped "Active Duty" card
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"The only Father's Day gift that actually does something."
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