Kids don't announce it. They don't warn you. They don't care that you were comfortable. Dad Cup is the only protection system engineered for that exact moment. Real product. Real engineering. Genuinely funny. Not a gag.
Every incident is a surprise. The kid doesn't announce it. That's the whole problem. Here are the three most common threat vectors, independently documented.
Zero warning. Maximum commitment. The two-year-old does not miss. He aims for the warmest available target and he finds it every time.
Launched from the furniture. Maximum velocity. The couch is both the runway and the reason you weren't watching the couch.
Began as a cuddle. Became a physics experiment. Your kid is flexible in ways that defy the Geneva Convention.
Athletic cups are engineered for two hours of standing, running, and planned contact. That's not your life. Your life is ten hours with a 38-pound variable.
Tell us about your situation. We'll send your place in line. No credit card. No commitment.